Chris Schuette – Indiebear Music
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  • December29th

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    I love learning new things.  It’s common for me to suddenly become interested in a particular topic and just fall down the rabbit hole, reading, watching and listening to everything I can about it.

    Lately, I’ve been reading up on the history of electronic music.  More specifically, I’ve been learning a lot more about synthesizers and rhythm machines of the 1970s & 1980s.  Since I grew up playing a LOT of classical piano, I largely ignored these synths and drum machines the first time around. Admittedly, some of the music from the era sounds a bit dated, but at the time it was something very new.  (I would be a bad li’l blogger if I didn’t give a tip of the hat to the amazing synth-oriented blog at Matrixsynth. They have really helped me get all learned up goodly.)

    I now have a greater appreciation of the experimentation going on at the time.  As a result, I’m playing around with a lot of the sounds and will be posting some new stuff soon.  

    I can only hope it won’t all sound like this:

    I’m also trying to figure out a way to purchase THIS thing and sneak it into the house without waking the baby and/or ending the marriage.  I’m sure it’ll be fine.

    photo courtesy of Matrixsynth

  • December16th

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    I reached for the last banana the other day. I know it was the last banana because earlier in the day, I saw that we had one banana left on the counter. So, using the awesome power of my brain, I reached for where I knew the last banana would be. 

    Unfortunately, the banana wasn’t there. That’s right, I stood there grasping at air like some stupid Midwestern air-grasper for several minutes before I realized I was no closer to achieving the coveted rank of “Smug Banana Enjoyer.” 

    “Smug Banana Enjoyer” Award 

    Patty had earlier handed the banana to Isla, who adorably started chewing on it, resulting in the following incriminating photo. 

     

    Mine

    As I mentioned previously, Isla is starting to eat real food now.  As a result, I have to accept that I’ve officially entered the stage in my life where food mysteriously disappears more quickly than it used to. First it’s bananas, but eventually it will be cereal, pizza, cereal pizza, and leftovers from Shakeys. 

    If she starts eating my strained peas, I’m just gonna cry.

  • December14th

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    I’ve previously mentioned that Patty & I are learning American Sign Language (ASL.)  As a result, we have been communicating basic signs to Isla.  I was initially skeptical that children are capable of interpreting and communicating via ASL at such a young age, but once I saw videos of it, I was convinced.  Recently, Isla has been signing “Mom.” We weren’t sure at first, since it tends to get lost in the general flailing and major tantrums.  Luckily, Patty was taking pictures the other day when Isla signed “mom” very clearly. I’m so proud of my little girl!

    A good friend of mine asked if I was jealous that her first sign is “mom.” Since I’m obviously jealous of everyone, the answer is “yes,” of course.  C’mon!  I’m the one who plays piano for her. I’m the one who provides the “Daddy Snuggles.”  I’m the one who gives her an inexcusably large quantity of low-fat iced coffee drinks available at any retailer!

    …Uh, scratch that last one.

    Little breakthroughs like this really make us feel optimistic. Despite her hearing loss, we know we’ll be able to communicate with her, and she’ll be able to communicate with us.

    Of course, she might just be making an obscene gesture. In which case, I have a whole lot of NEW things to worry about.

  • December6th

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    Although I love being a dad every day, yesterday was one of those landmark “dad moments.” That’s right, we took Isla to meet Santa for the first time. The Man took a few moments out of his busy schedule to take a picture with our little girl. Man, she’ll be dropping his name into conversations for months! “Well, you know I actually MET the guy…” And so forth.

    We also visited the Santaland village at Macy’s in Downtown Minneapolis where the theme was “A Day in The Life of an Elf.” Isla’s bright eyes and visible excitement completely distracted me from pointing out that these elves need to stop joking around and step up their game if they’re gonna be ready by Christmas Eve. Just sayin’.

    Later, we took some time to walk around Macy’s and bask in the glow of the holiday decorations (despite Macy’s strict “No Basking” policy.)

    Definitely a perfect day out with the family.

  • November24th

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    Isla is almost 6 months old and she is already creating art that makes all my previous creative endeavors look like an abomination before God.

    In anticipation of Thanksgiving, the nice people at Isla’s Day Care helped her create a turkey-themed masterpiece.  Check it out!

     

    Look On My Works Ye Mighty And Despair! (Seriously, start despairing)

    In case you know nothing about art, her right thumb is the head of the Turkey and the palm is the body.  The feathers represent the feathers (as is the current custom.)

    After careful consideration and with the assistance of a calculation error, I give this piece 110 points out of 100. And yes, it’s Fridge-worthy.

    Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone!

  • November22nd

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    I normally don’t link to awesome film trailers, but when the awesome trailer looks awesomely awesome, I put down my thesaurus and pay some attention.

    Pictured: Awesome ca.1996

    The new movie, Cowboys and Aliens comes out in Summer 2011.  It stars Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford.  Normally, I wouldn’t mention a non-Star Trek-related movie so early; however, as soon as Patty realized she can see a movie starring James Bond, Han Solo/Indiana Jones and a whole bunch of horses, she firmly declared that she WILL be seeing this movie.

    Apparently, I’m invited too, or something.

  • November15th

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    Piano Time

    Posted in: Baby, humor, Music

    We had our first blizzard of the season this weekend, so it was a nice chance to stay in, drink hot chocolate and play some music.  Now that Isla can spit sit up by herself, she occasionally keeps me company while I play piano.  She seems to enjoy Elton John, but she really lights up when I play some Jerry Lee Lewis. 

    C’mon, who wouldn’t?

  • November12th

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    I recently received a rather odd comment from someone at a Hotmail address. I won’t divulge the email address, so I simply refer to the writer as “CrayCray@Hotmail.com.”  The wording/tone of the email suggests that it was written by a woman, and the fact that it was from a Hotmail account suggests she is over 80. 

    The writer had viewed our (by all accounts) adorable video clip of Isla laughing which I posted earlier.  In the clip, you can can clearly see Isla’s little pink hearing aids.  Well, this writer opined that it was cruel to make a baby wear hearing aids and that a child should not have hearing aids until they’re age 3 at the earliest.  The commenter also suggested I get a clue and that I must be a bad mother. I’ll agree with that: I am one Bad Mother.

    I didn’t save the comment because as you know, I simply cannot condone imperfect grammar…from clueless morons…who hate kittens (probably.)  I now wish I would have saved it, but it seemed more like this writer was more interested in trolling than engaging in an actual thoughtful dialogue about the choices one must make when raising a child with a disability.  Oh, and every study we looked into suggested that waiting too long to provide hearing aids can adversely affect learning and language development. I think I’ll take the advice of medical professionals over that of someone with a Hotmail account and no concept of punctuation.

    Our family has received so much support from incredibly kind and talented people.  We are continually amazed at the help that is available for children with hearing loss, such as our Isla.  We also have the support of friends and family who are willing to help us in our journey. (Unfortunately, we do not yet have the support of Journey.)

    Seriously, not even a phone call.

    Patty & I are surprisingly friendly and approachable when out in public, and we have no problem when people politely ask about Isla’s hearing aids.  For the most part, people ask honest questions in a sensitive way. So, if you have questions about how we raise a child with hearing loss, please ask me. I love that kind of thing.  But if all you have is clueless insensitivity, prepare to be on the receiving end of my Gary Busey impersonation.  (Spoiler alert: It’s disgusting!)

  • November10th

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    Oh, I almost forgot, Isla is eating solid food now.

    OK, calling it “solid” or even “food” seems to be pushing it a bit. Her doctor gave us the OK to start feeding her rice cereal, as long as we make sure it is of a “pudding consistency,” and not “porridge consistency.”  Since I didn’t actually grow up in a Charles Dickens novel, I’m not sure what the hell “porridge consistency” means.  Patty seems to have it down, thanks to her disconcerting knowledge of all things gruel-related.  (That’s right. I actually linked to the Wikipedia article on “gruel.” You’re welcome, readers; you are welcome.)

    Strangely enough, Isla seems to really enjoy the über-bland mixture, but hey, if that’s what the kids are into, I’m not going to judge.

  • November8th

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    Isla is growing like an adorable widdle weed and as a result, she is rapidly outgrowing some of the funnier (and less offensive) clothing she currently owns.  Patty & I figured it was our last chance to photograph her in this particular article of clothing.  As you can see, Indie & Bear are slightly less than amused…but only slightly.

    OK, it’s a cute photo, but in all seriousness, we were VERY careful in staging this photo with Isla and the dogs. What this photo doesn’t show is me standing just off-camera ready to grab Isla if either one of our dogs moved even a little. Make no mistake, Indie & Bear are wonderful dogs and they have been great around Isla, but despite their training, dogs and other pets are still inherently unpredictable and should never be left alone with a child, even for a minute. 

    Betcha didn’t think I knew that, did you?

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