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	<title>Chris Schuette - Indiebear Music &#187; humor</title>
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	<itunes:summary>Original Music by Chris Schuette</itunes:summary>
	<itunes:author>Chris Schuette</itunes:author>
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		<itunes:name>Chris Schuette</itunes:name>
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	<itunes:subtitle>Making Music So You Don&#039;t Have To</itunes:subtitle>
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		<title>Learned-ing</title>
		<link>http://indiebear.com/2010/08/learned-ing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 16:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I blindingly venture into my future as a responsible parent (no, seriously; stay with me.)  I now appreciate that my parents had a very (and I mean VERY) challenging job, what with my alleged hyperactivity, my unconscionably high intake of Rondo &#8211; The Thirst Crusher, and my carefree use of parentheses (like this one. You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hearing</title>
		<link>http://indiebear.com/2010/08/hearing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 23:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cjschuette</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://indiebear.com/?p=2743</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Elisabeth got her hearing aids this week.  Now she&#8217;ll finally be able to hear all of the pop culture references and other piddly crap I bore people with on a daily basis.  We can also stop using loud Van Halen albums to put her to sleep.  Patty &#38; I couldn&#8217;t be happier, and as I [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Munch-a-Bunch of Baby Photos</title>
		<link>http://indiebear.com/2010/07/munch-a-bunch-of-baby-photos/</link>
		<comments>http://indiebear.com/2010/07/munch-a-bunch-of-baby-photos/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 13:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cjschuette</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baby]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple of weeks ago, Patty, Isla and I got the chance to hang out with our good friends, Tom Dunn &#38; Colleen McGuire.  I&#8217;ve known Tom Dunn for many years, and he and his wife, Colleen have become incredible friends to us.  Tom is a professional photographer.  He is a very good professional photographer. So [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Dealable</title>
		<link>http://indiebear.com/2010/07/dealable/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:53:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cjschuette</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baby]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Soon after a baby is born, the nurses perform a hearing test. The test involves attaching electrodes to baby&#8217;s head and testing for brain response to audio stimuli. It&#8217;s not uncommon for babies to fail the initial test due to fluid in the ears and other potential factors. Isla failed the first test, so we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Six Weeks</title>
		<link>http://indiebear.com/2010/07/six-weeks/</link>
		<comments>http://indiebear.com/2010/07/six-weeks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 00:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cjschuette</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baby]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://indiebear.com/?p=2669</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh, so THAT&#8217;S what everyone was talking about when they said, &#8220;get some sleep before the baby comes.&#8221;  Well, maybe if people weren&#8217;t laughing so much when they said it, I would have taken them seriously.
Isla is six weeks old today and although she is not as tiny as the day she was born, she is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spit Up and Take Notice</title>
		<link>http://indiebear.com/2010/06/spit-up-and-take-notice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 15:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cjschuette</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baby]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Elisabeth spit up on me for the first time today.  I haven&#8217;t had another human being spit up on me since my Confirmation, so the events of earlier today came as a peristaltic stroll down memory lane.  The strange thing is that I didn&#8217;t mind, not really.  It&#8217;s absolutely true; when it is someone you [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Apparently Parents</title>
		<link>http://indiebear.com/2010/06/apparently-parents/</link>
		<comments>http://indiebear.com/2010/06/apparently-parents/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 18:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cjschuette</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Isla has been with us for a little over a week now, and other than the fact that Patty is still recovering and I&#8217;m lumbering around like an extra from a George Romero film, we are adjusting very well.  I could go on about the staggering joy of being a proud papa, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Elisabeth Jane</title>
		<link>http://indiebear.com/2010/06/elisabeth-jane/</link>
		<comments>http://indiebear.com/2010/06/elisabeth-jane/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 00:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cjschuette</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://indiebear.com/?p=2603</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Elisabeth Jane Schuette was born today at 11:24 AM.  She weighed 8 lbs 6 ounces at birth and measures 20.5 inches long.  Patty and little &#8220;Isla&#8221; are doing fine, although they are both alternating between hungry and exhausted.  I was thrilled to be a part of this amazing process and I find myself in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anytime Now!</title>
		<link>http://indiebear.com/2010/06/anytime-now/</link>
		<comments>http://indiebear.com/2010/06/anytime-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 23:59:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cjschuette</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://indiebear.com/?p=2590</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I actually I thought I&#8217;d be posting baby photos by now.  Seriously, I was certain that I would telling you how Wifey, Baby and I spent D-Day.  Alas, there is no baby yet, and we wasted D-Day by sitting around looking confused and eating ice cream.  Just like Arbor Day!  Don&#8217;t worry, though; there will [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:subtitle>I actually I thought I&#039;d be posting baby photos by now.  Seriously, I was certain that I would telling you how Wifey, Baby and I spent D-Day.  Alas, there is no baby yet, and we wasted D-Day by sitting around looking confused and eating ice cream.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>I actually I thought I&#039;d be posting baby photos by now.  Seriously, I was certain that I would telling you how Wifey, Baby and I spent D-Day.  Alas, there is no baby yet, and we wasted D-Day by sitting around looking confused and eating ice cream.  Just like Arbor Day!  Don&#039;t worry, though; there will be news soon enough!

It also dawned on me that unless our little girl wants me to read her books on the subject of  audio recording and/or home repair, I may want to start looking for some new children&#039;s books.  I&#039;m certainly open to suggestions, so let me know what you think.

I should also mention that during my search, I came across the website of a very talented illustrator named Nina Victor Crittenden.  She has no idea who I am, but I definitely recommend you check out her work at her website.  Very cool stuff.

I&#039;ve also been making the most of the voluminous amount of free time one associates with pre-parenthood by continuing to make music.  I had a lot of fun recording this piece.  It has a toy piano, a Mellotron and a few other things that I can&#039;t recall at the moment.  Patty said it reminds her of  a walk in the park.  I couldn&#039;t have said it better myself, so I&#039;m calling this one &quot;Through The Park,&quot; and it is 1:41m long.  Enjoy!</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Chris Schuette</itunes:author>
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		<title>Old Timey</title>
		<link>http://indiebear.com/2010/05/old-timey/</link>
		<comments>http://indiebear.com/2010/05/old-timey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 15:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cjschuette</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I did a little recording this morning.  And just to let you know how easily distracted I am, I was actually working on an orchestral score, when I decided to take a break and try something different.  The result will never be mistaken for &#8220;orchestral.&#8221; (Not if I have anything to say about it.)
I own [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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			<itunes:subtitle>I did a little recording this morning.  And just to let you know how easily distracted I am, I was actually working on an orchestral score, when I decided to take a break and try something different.  The result will never be mistaken for &quot;orchestral.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>I did a little recording this morning.  And just to let you know how easily distracted I am, I was actually working on an orchestral score, when I decided to take a break and try something different.  The result will never be mistaken for &quot;orchestral.&quot; (Not if I have anything to say about it.)
I own an old Rhodes Stage 73 piano that I am in the process of restoring.  Here&#039;s a pic. Idn&#039;t she cute?

I&#039;ve already repaired the mechanics of it and I am in the process of replacing the old Tolex on the outside.  More on that another time.  (And, yes, I meant to say &quot;idn&#039;t;&quot; that&#039;s how I role...OK, that was a typo.)

So, this morning I was playing the Rhodes and decided to run it through my equally old Fender Twin Reverb Amp.  I also added some distortion to give it kind of an early 70s, Faces sound.  Yes, that was Rod Stewart&#039;s band before he became the (ahem) performer he is today.

It&#039;s a short piece (1:21) but it&#039;s long on attitude.  Wait, no, the attitude is pretty short too now that I look at it in the right lighting.</itunes:summary>
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