So, I have a day off today and I have a lot of stuff to do. Those know-it-all “Organize Your Life” people on the Internet suggest making a list, apparently to suck the spontaneity out of the whole “life experience” thing. Anyway, here’s what I have for today:

• Get the funk out…of the dogs, ’cause they kinda smell.
• Get food, any food, who cares? I’m busy here.
• Post that cookie recipe to show those jerks at Mrs. Fields that I’m not screwing around
• Wash dogs again, because they still smell like cheese & feet.
• Move the ottoman so I don’t trip over it every damn time I come home from work.
• Play video games, ’cause apparently I do that now.
• Locate that episode of “Gimme a Break” where Andy Gibb shows up
• Locate that episode of “What’s Happening” where the Doobie Brothers show up.
• Look up “bootlegging” in the dictionary, ’cause I think that was part of the plot of that “What’s Happening” episode, and I’m NOT going to fall behind here!
• I don’t know, uh, maybe write a song, or something. You know, something like that.
• Get veal, lots & lots of veal
• Oh, uh…pass!
• Two Words, “‘Futurama’ Marathon.” Bender’s nutty.
• Push out the jive
• Bring in the love
• Take some type of nap, but I’m not gonna get all ostentatious about it.
• Read that article on the effect of the three Punic Wars and their influence on the subsequent development of Western Civilization.
• Several Words, “‘Land of the Lost‘ Marathon.” Oh, Chaka; will you ever win?
• Break out the Accordion and lay down some killer grooves.

That’s probably enough for one day. It’s not as cool as what Ferris Bueller did on his day-off, but at least there are fewer plot-holes. Later.